Yes, you, posting all the heart-achingly awesome pictures, and you posting the detailed synopses of seminars I wish I could attend but can’t because I’m stuck here in New Jersey with 95 degree heat and 95 percent humidity. And you, playing all those great games, and you strolling through the dealer’s area the size of a football field, and you talking to those giants in the industry. It’s been more than a decade since I’ve been to a GenCon (it was in Milwaukee the last time I was there, which should give you an idea of how long it’s been!), and I find myself really wishing I could be there.
Yeah, I’m talking to you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and everyone else who’s there instead of me. Maybe next year I’ll be able to be one of you, but for now, I’m not, and I hate you all.