If you’re a reader of Order of the Stick, you’ve hopefully read the last couple of strips, including the latest one, #890. If you haven’t, go ahead and do so, because this won’t make any sense unless you have.
All done? Okay.
See now, in a real game, this is the point where the players collectively leap across the table and force the DM’s dice down his throat through a funnel until his abdomen ruptures from within.
Imagine this: After six months of (real-world) play time, where everything has been going *perfectly* for your character, with never a die roll flubbed, all the villains slain, and all the treasure won, the DM suddenly asks everyone to make a WIS check. And when you do, he tells you that the last year or two of game-time never happened, it was all an illusion, and your characters are still back in that dungeon you thought you cleared out months ago. Oh, and he happens to have copies of your character sheets from back then, so here you go, you’re five or six levels lower than you thought you were.
That there is a recipe for murder. Damn I’d like to try it sometime, but I just don’t have the guts.
Also, please don’t forget the Adventures Dark and Deep Bestiary Kickstarter going on right now! 900 monsters, suitable for most OSR-type games, all under one cover. Can you help get us to having an illustration for each and every one?